So Natural News is taking a step up on the pseudoscience ladder. Not only is Mike Adams going to make shit up in writing, now “The Health Ranger” has actually
made himself a lab purchased a USB dissection microscope and is doing “forensic research” on food.
(NaturalNews) Today we announce the first investigation conducted at the Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory, the new science-based research branch of Natural News where we put foods under the microscope and find out what’s really there.
Wait. Wait a second. The “Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory?”
This kind of unscientific poking around with sciencey instruments and anomaly hunting remind any of you skeptics of anything?
“The Health Ranger” ranged into some chicken McNuggets with his digital microscope and found “mysterious fibers”!
Under carefully controlled conditions, I then examined the Chicken McNuggets under a high-powered digital microscope, expecting to see only processed chicken bits and a fried outer coating.
I really, really would like to see what the owner of Natural News classifies as “carefully controlled conditions.”
He took some pretty gross pictures. My suspicion is that pretty much anything we eat would look pretty gross under a dissection microscope. The natural world around us is full of all kinds of unseen terrors. Hey, look guys, a dust mite!