Haaay! Scientific consensus not on your side? That’s cool. Just get some hawt chicks together to support your message! Who needs reason when you’ve got a bod that looks great in a bikini? Say hello to Babes Against Biotech, a baffling insult not only to science and reason but probably to women everywhere, too.
(Ignorant, superstitious guys who love the naturalistic fallacy as well as any babe, don’t feel left out, you too can look vapid and uninformed by taking part in BaB’s “Bros against Biotech.”)
The first thing you see when you go to their website is a
measured, well-cited statement supporting their decision to oppose biotech barely-clothed chick with a hot ass!
Click on the “Bab of the Month” tab and you can see some real action. Oh yeah and there’s some writing, too. Because everyone knows the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. BaB of the month Chellsee Lynn knows it. She wrote a thing called, “subliminal genocide through the genetic modification of food“. (The title appears just below a picture of her half-bared ass. )
What is happening to our society? Why are we so dependent on alternative sources for food? Convenience of modern day society has created a weave of perception towards mindless control for cooperate America to guide us away from our state of over population to our demise. Not only in the United States but worldwide! Many countries have out lawed Genetically Modified seeds due to the patent infringement attacks set forth by the Monsanto and Syngenta chemical seed companies.
How can we who love science and reason we take on logic like that? We can’t! There’s only one way to solve this. We have to fight sexy with sexy. Because of this, and other things, I have decided to found HOR. Hunks of Reason will be a confederation of worldwide hunks devoted to the promotion of sexy science. To spread our message far and deep and also pick up heavy concepts, and objects, and put them back down again, in more logical positions.
Oh yeah. That’s what daddy likes.
Sorry. Where was I? Oh yes. Did Chellsee say anything else about subliminal genocide?
Genetically modified corn has already been tested to sterilize males and inhibit reproduction. Much like the German genocide of the Jews during the holocaust via fluoride poisoning that also was utilized to sterilize and control their victims. Today, fluoride is found in many eatable and non-eatable substances like that of toothpaste. Now why would an additive that was once utilized in the control and depletion of a culture through genocide be in our every day modern conveniences?
Clearly, we’re dealing with some heavy-hitting facts. This one is going to be hard to refute but I’m going to give it all I’ve got.
Besides. Everyone knows it’s not the eatables that are sterilizing our menz. Scientists at Skepchick have shown the direct link between the decline in male fertility and the population growth of manatees.
Sarah Thompson is a scientist. She stood up for actual science in the face of harsh criticism from people in Hawaii who are trying to pass irrational laws because they think public ignorance and fear should guide policy rather than the scientific consensus. The people at BaB weren’t very happy about it, but they’re so creative! They made this:
Sarah was subject to many rude personal attacks in the form of comments on this image where it was posted on the BaB page. They included attempts to diminish her and (surprise!) comments about her appearance. There was even something that looked a lot like a death threat.
I’m posting them here so you can read them. I left the names on them because I’m sure the BaB’s that said these things are proud of it:
“Silly girl!” Thompson was so silly that she heard people were talking shit about her and showed up to politely and calmly defend herself and her position against an ignorant mob on a witch hunt:
I couldn’t agree more. And, Sarah, you are awesome.
Sarah even offered to eat a spoonful of Roundup to show that it wasn’t such a dangerous poison as people keep making it out to be. The BaB’s must have been pretty impressed by this because they talked about it a lot, but they tried to pretend they weren’t intimidated or impressed by it.
One them, who was also a self-proclaimed “heartless pirate’ offered to help Sarah die. At least I think that’s what she was getting at. What a nice young lady.
It’s clear that measured discourse isn’t working. BaB is a fortress unto their own sexy belief system. There’s only one way to win this battle, and that’s with hot shots of these guns:
You too can be a HOR. If you think you’re hunky enough to fight off pseudoscience with your naked body, if you think you’ve got what it takes, post a link to your HOR photo in the comments (doesn’t have to be naked. Might be better if it’s not, but I’m not going to outright prohibit it.)
With all our hunks combined, we can spill the seeds of reason unto a world of nonsense.